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 Scientifically Proven 22% Reduction in C.H.I.

…what is C.H.I.?  CROTCH HEAT INDEXof course!

Cordarounds are horizontal corduroy pants by crowd favorite, Betabrand.  These pants are cut from corduroy fabric running horizontally instead of the traditional vertical run.

Cordarounds’ horizontal whales create a cooler, more comfortable corduroy pant. Marketing literature cites scientific data comparing fabric C.H.I. levels and Cordarounds have proven an impressive 22% reduction in C.H.I.  Curious what C.H.I. is exactly? That would be Crotch Heat Index of course!

Cordarounds hilarious product literature below:

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