Cordarounds: Horizontal Corduroy Pants
Scientifically Proven 22% Reduction in C.H.I.
…what is C.H.I.? CROTCH HEAT INDEX, of course!
Cordarounds’ horizontal whales create a cooler, more comfortable corduroy pant. Marketing literature cites scientific data comparing fabric C.H.I. levels and Cordarounds have proven an impressive 22% reduction in C.H.I. Curious what C.H.I. is exactly? That would be Crotch Heat Index of course!
Cordarounds hilarious product literature below: